Pineapple Buddy

Synopsis
Pineapple Buddy was Ethan's friend for many years. He was created as a friend for Ethan to play with. For years they were friends until Pablo from The Backyardigans killed him after Pineapple Buddy refused to pay off money that he owed to him. To this day, Pineapple Buddy remains dead never to be seen again.

Youth Years
Pineapple Buddy's date of birth is completley unknown but is estimated to be around somewhere from 2014-2015. Kenneth Julius Buddy Jr. (Nickname Pineapple Buddy) was born to Fanny Pineapple Pal and Kenneth Pineapple Buddy as their 3rd born son out of 6. As a child, Buddy loved reading and wanted to become a librarian, but as he became older he saw the appeal of politics and got a degree in 2016, just 1-2 years after being born. After being elected to the Texas Senate in 2016, he sought to make Texas the best state anyone could live in. To do this, however, he would need a great deal of money, so he got a loan from Pablo the drug cartel in exchange for his name off the wanted list. However, Pineapple Buddy had double-crossed the drug dealer, and withing a week he was arrested for ownership and trading of drugs. Pablo was infuriated that Pineapple Buddy had double-crossed him and put him in prison, so he sought revenge more than anything in the world.

Adulthood
For years, Pinapple Buddy didn't worry about Pablo at all, but that would all change soon. But at the time being, he was installing many great ammenities into Texas to make more and more people flood in and like him so he could get reeleceted, and so his people would be even more happy. But Pinapple had bigger things on his mind: he wanted to governor of Texas. With a hard-fought campaign-and a lot of last minute election bribes-he became governor. His first plan was to make Texas bigger, and there was only one way to do that. Being enimies, he declared war on Mexico without help from the rest of the U.S., acting as its own country, and with the correct amount of votes he went to war.

The Second Texan-Mexican War
The Second Texan-Mexican war was even more bloody and brutal than the first one. Soldiers had to endure heat stroke in the summer, and some mildy annoying foot tall snow snow in the winter. The battles were long and hard fought, but one wrong move and a soldier could never come back from that battlefield

The Second Battle of San Jacinto
The Second Battle of San Jacinto was the one to start the war, as aposed to the first one ending the war. This brutal battle took the lives of 1 third of the troops who entered it, making it the bloodiest battle of the war. During all of this, Pineapple was secretly telling the generals what to do, because he had hired losusy ones. During all of this, the San Jacinto monument built for the First Battle of San Jacinto had almost toppled over, if it hadn't been for a brave young but inexperienced man somehow defusing 5 bombs in an hour despite not knowing what a fuse was. At the end of the bloody battle, the Texans were victourious, but this was just the first of many battles, that the Mexicans would all lose.

Late Life and Death
After numerous bloody battles, the Texans were victorious in a landslide victory, beating the Mexicans in all but one battle. After peace negotiations, the Mexicans allowed for the Texans to annex all of their land but let them keep their own government-kind of like a region of Texas. With his home country defeated, Pablo was more furious than ever. He planned to make his escape with some prison friends, but after the escape went sideways, Pablo only made it out with himself and 3 more murder charges. After a little bit of bribing and stealing, Pablo was ready to make his move. He positioned himself and his men outside of Buddy's house, and ordered his men to charge at the guards. While they were doing that, Pablo snuck over the wall and into the back of the house. He sacrificed his own men only as a mere distraction. With that, he snuck into Buddy's office where he was distracted with a hone call from the president of the United States of America, when he put on his silencer, and boom! Pineapple Buddy was on the floor never to be heard from again. Pablo was eventually caught and put on the death sentence for 4 murder charges, illegal drug trafficking, and breaking and entering. After death, Pineapple left behind a legacy that you can achieve even the wildest of dreams.